
Musk Goons Purged Living U.S. Citizens from Social Security
RESURRECTION DAY
Elon Musk and his DOGE foot soldiers effectively killed the financial lives of “countless” citizens through their database meddling.

Trump Shrugs Off Plunging Tourist Numbers as ‘No Big Deal’
TOURISM CAPITAL OF THE WORLD?Trump’s Faith Adviser Says Women Should ‘Submit’ to Men
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Elon Musk Has ‘F-Word Screaming Match’ Feet From Oval Office
WWE-STYLE
“It was two billionaire, middle-aged men thinking it was WWE in the hall of the West Wing,” one witness told Axios.
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Pete Buttigieg Schools Podcaster for Trusting Trump Promises
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Buttigieg was so convincing that at one point, host Andrew Schulz responded to his political message by saying, “It seems you know exactly what we’re feeling because that was beautiful.”
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This Antioxidant Self-Tanner Is the Ultimate Glow Getter
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