
Ice Barbie’s Staff Tell U.S. Citizens to Self-Deport or Else
WE WILL FIND YOU!
Attorneys and a physician received emails giving them seven days to get out.

Trump Rages Against Rupert Murdoch Over Devastating Fox Poll
SHOOTING THE MESSENGER

SNL Star’s ‘Pope Killer’ Jokes Shocks ‘The View’
HE WENT THERE
Giggling Putin Pals Totally Stunned by Trump’s Latest Move‘COMPLETELY INCREDIBLE!’
Trump Takes Personal Revenge on Harvard’s Lawyer YOU’RE FIRED!
Jen Aniston’s Favorite Fitness Brand Dropped a Travel KitANISTON-APPROVED


Jon Stewart Reveals Elon ‘Ghosted’ Him After Interview Offer
GHOST IN THE MACHINE
Trump Takes Personal Revenge on Harvard’s Lawyer
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Pedro Pascal Slams J.K. Rowling for ‘Heinous Loser Behavior’
PROTECT THE DOLLS
The actor, who has a transgender sister, ripped into the Harry Potter author for her “awful” post online.
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‘You’ Can Finally Stop Wanting to Have Sex With a Murderer
The real crime of Netflix’s “You” is that it was allowed to go on for so long.
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Musk Goons Purged Living U.S. Citizens from Social Security
RESURRECTION DAY
Elon Musk and his DOGE foot soldiers effectively killed the financial lives of “countless” citizens through their database meddling.
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This Antioxidant Self-Tanner Is the Ultimate Glow Getter
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